donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

syun-shi:

okay, the list of my actions:

- find this perfect arts

- cry

- post it on tumblr

- cry a lot

- do not say why am I crying

jlingasd:

by むかも

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

teenagedaddy:

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

girlsbydaylight:

by てらもと

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

teruprince:

It Begins

ironicapples:

Hi my name is  would you like to make a contract and become a magical girl